- be eaten alive or drown?
- Have no car or have no hair?
- Sit on the plane next to a super fat guy or guy who won’t shut up?
- poked in the eye or kicked in the gonads?
- be invincible or turn invisible?
- be allergic to the sun or to water?
- not be able to drink beer or have an ugly girlfriend?
3 comments:
I would rather...
Always have to wear a speedo... That might suck when it's cold, but I would get a fur speedo for those times...
I think I would rather drown. But both of those options suck... where is the quick death ???
I would rather have no hair, in fact, for 20$, we could make that happen again...
I would rather sit next to the guy who wont shut up, typically that guy is me, so me and this other bastard would have a pretty good flight.
I would rather get poked in the eye... twice...
I would rather be invisible... who wants to be invincible anyways???... unless you are impervious to prison cells and hand cuffs, it wouldn't do you too much good.
I would rather be allergic to the sun... ( water is a main ingrediant in beer )
I would rather have an ugly girlfriend, because as long as I could still drink, then it really doesn't matter too much what she looks like...
(p.s. this is like some gay ass myspace bulletin )
~grey
yeah, I realized it was pretty gay after I posted... but I didn't feel like researching anything good to post last week.
weigh 300 pounds or have to always wear a speedo?
-->SPEEDO...but it better be a two piece speedo.
be eaten alive or drown?
-->Drown seems like the smarter option, but at least I could say I was eaten alive. It would be the more entertaining way to die.
Have no car or have no hair?
-->NO CAR...
Sit on the plane next to a super fat guy or guy who won’t shut up?
-->Super fat guy.
poked in the eye or kicked in the gonads?
-->Kicked in the gonads. Especially if it's a guy doing the kicking, and i can kick him right back.
- be invincible or turn invisible?
-->INVISIBLE omg that would rock.
be allergic to the sun or to water?
-->Well since we NEED water to survive, there's not much choice with that one. But i prefer sun over water.
not be able to drink beer or have an ugly girlfriend?
-->I'd rather not be able to drink beer.
Hmmm i take it these were meant for dudes?
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